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Krista, Nikki, and Sarah, or the stunning women of Badder Houses and Gardens, all met working as copywriters on the similar Dallas promoting company, which is fabulous as a result of promoting is a wholesome mixture of capitalism and thoughts management. In case you like snarky, cheeky, and typically naughty design, then their weblog shall be proper up your alley.
Sometimes we pry open somebody’s pickpocketed pockets to grab up one thing we’ve featured on the weblog. So after a gathering punctuated by swigs of bourbon and Food regimen Slice, we determined to share our 5 favourite submit-impressed purchases. By the way, most of our favorites have been Etsy gadgets. This is sensible as a result of we help unbiased artists, and we’re pressured to buy on-line to keep away from being hounded by autograph seekers and paparazzi. Exhausting!
1. Albino Blue Jay Print by dsbrennan on Etsy Till I noticed this print, I had little to no use for birds that aren’t both foie gras contributors or members of the raptor household. However this pretty fellow modified my thoughts. It’s a taxidermic albino blue jay, associates, which just about makes it the good factor ever. If it wasn’t lifeless, I’d let it’s president of my fan membership.
2. Sculptures from DoubleParlour on Etsy The web doesn’t do justice to DoubleParlour’s little creepshow sculptures. I would like them to be my youngsters. Actually, I really like them a lot that I’m having them surgically implanted into my uterus so I may give start to them sometime. However then I’m giving them up for adoption as a result of, guys, elevating infants is tremendous boring.
three. Love Your Boobs Cross-Sew by brandybee on Etsy Some issues have been made to go collectively. Jackoffs and catchphrases. (Booyeah!!!) My buttcheeks and outsized underpants. (So roomy!!!) And Krista and something that mentions, hints at, bares the slightest, vaguest, remotest resemblance to boob worship. (Nippppples!!!) Which is why God made me purchase this for her. Additionally, it guidelines and so do numerous different whip-stitchy issues from brandybee. So examine them out or I’ll ship her to your home to stitch your eyes shut.
Sarah: For me, posting one thing to the weblog is like letting a man purchase me a drink. I’d like the best way it seems, however all that may come of it’s some snarky commentary, frustration and probably just a little vomiting. However listed here are few issues which have truly succeeded in charming my pants off.
four. Laser Beam Mustang, Standing Print by thecellophanes on Etsy This combines two of my favourite issues, the majestic horse and Terminator. It brings a smile to my face after which immediately lasers it off. So, principally, it’s going to save lots of me a fortune on cosmetic surgery.
5. Lenticular Mona LisaI noticed this on-line and purchased it with the intent of setting it out for Halloween. Very similar to the “wash-out” hair dye, it caught round so much longer than I anticipated. I ended up utilizing it as a backdrop for the pottery and statue I show in my non-functioning hearth. It’s been in residence virtually a yr and truly appears actually stylish. You realize, when it’s not wanting undead.